If I really did what I wanted…
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I would iron dish towels, sheets, and underwear.
I would sell all of our surplus china, pizza stones, pots, and vases. We have too many as it is. The ones under the bed really need another home.
I would never check the mail. Period.
I would make everything from scratch. Everything! Bread, crushed tomatoes, pasta, soap, lotion. Everything.
I would vacuum and mop the whole house every day.
For now….
I obsessively flatten the dish towels with my hands, and stretch the sheets so tight they look ironed.
I keep the comforter hanging as low as possible so I don’t have to see the mess under the bed.
I give the mail a quick glance, but then it all just goes into the designated mail box to rot. I never go back to it. Ever.
I make sauce from scratch in the summer and freeze it all winter. The rest I buy.
I vacuum and Swiffer the kitchen every afternoon, when PB can’t see me singing and dancing to the Glee soundtrack.
If I really did what I wanted, I would run every single morning.
For now I have to settle for boot camp, yoga, swimming, biking and walking.
I can’t wait to run again!!!!
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I love the idea of wanting to make everything from scratch. I’m the same way! Infortunately, it’s just too consuming in this day and age, but I do it for the things I can and I feel good at that
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Haha you are a nut! I like this one.
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Hahah I love this.
I wish I could make everything from scratch, too!
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You would along so well with my mom. She’s obsessed with ironing! If I really did what I wanted, I would blog for a living and kiss corporate America GOODBYE!
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agreed to all! i love ironing. there is something about watching the wrinkles fade that is so therapeutic to me!
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I love this entry. We are kindred spirits, lady!
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Is it odd …I am the same way? There is something about the role of a traditional housewife….along with teaching group fitness…that I love the idea of
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I absolutely love this post!! I feel like you could write so much more about each of these topics. Also – congrats on 1000 twitter followers, I had fun watching the fitblog chat last night although I was a little intimidated to join it was nice to read.
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I will not iron. It’s tragic because I bliss out over a crisp men’s button down but I must have an iron allergy. Similar to your mail allergy (which I also share). But the make it ALL from scratch, endorphin rush every morning? 100%. Right now I’m more concerned that my bathroom was made from a former pantry but when I have REAL space….deep freezer. Need something to hold my frozen summer treasures all year long.
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Cute post. You’re positively perfect, Sabrina!
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It’s okay I have a lot of OCD tendencies also.
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Fun list! If only we could do everything we wanted all the time! Love the idea of making everything homemade. And yup, nothing in life better than ironed sheets!
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ditto…seriously…except for the Swiffering part. I run out of time at the end of the day.
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You should pay more attention to Fight Club next time I am watching a rerun of it, my dear….
You CAN do what you REALLY want!!
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If I did what I would want; I would have the courage to turn “professional” in running….
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Ummm..Phily Boy’s response is insane btw!Lol. I would love to run every day and make everything from scratch! Maybe not the lotion and soap….but definitely the food.
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If I had things the way I wanted the house would never require cleaning becuase it would clean itself!
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i second everything you said. but for real, all of it. we could be twins
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I don’t like ironing or mopping (am also awful at both) but I agree with everything else!
Cute post!
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Hehe i love this post
I hope you heal quickly!!!
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I want to do the same thing! I love making all things from scratch, there just isn’t enough hours in the day with a full time job! One day…!
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Haha! I was laughing when I read your post because I NEVER want to iron. I’m all about hanging things in the bathroom while I take a hot shower. If I had it my way I’d have plenty of time to take the dog for long walks, workout whenever I wanted and always have 1+ to make dinner while enjoying a glass of wine. Wow! That all sounds really good right now. Have a great night!
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“I give the mail a quick glance, but then it all just goes into the designated mail box to rot. I never go back to it. Ever.” HAHA seriously, story of my freakin’ life. I have a problem. I hate dealing with mail!!
Also, I loved your post on The Fitnessista! Great advice!
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ahaha this is sooooo crazy!!!!I never want to iron or clean the house … I really wish i like it!!!!!!! If I really did what I wanted, I would have someone else do ALL the cleaning for me
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@Laura, AWESOME! Thanks for sending that to me!!
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